Wine Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'd like to go to the wine lake.'

'Okay, how did you do that?'

"What are we?"

Dentist with a corkscrew.

A woman should be savored, like a fine wine.

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

It was the health benefits that got me started on red wine.

"Oh, boy. It's been a "week". . . Maybe the neighbors will think I had a party or something."

"How much should I spend on a bottle of wine?"

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

Corkscrew.

Beaujolais

'Don't worry, I've seen the judge's wine cellar. He can't put anything away for more than six months.'

'I'll start with the white and end with the redhead

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Film extras drinks night'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"We are aiming to produce a French style wine this year!"

Woman buys a posh wine with which to cosh her husband.

"I'm suffering from deja bu."

"I don't have a problem with social drinking. It's the social not-drinking that gives me trouble."

Wine bottles living in a wine bottle house

Class Dismissed

"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

"You're a quart low."

"I meant to ask you if you're a winer not a whiner."

"Is Portugal still friendly?"

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"The people on the sidewalk look like angry ants who just had wine spilled on them."

A Grievance.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

'My husband earned $50,000 last year stomping grapes, but it all went for carpet cleaning.'

Annoyed waiter pours wine over picky wine connoisseur.