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"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Creation of Red Wine

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

Creation of Wine

"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

I am ready for my wine.

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.'

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"More Château de Costco?"

Preparation.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white.'

Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.

'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'

The Letter Of The Law/The Spirit Of The Law

'What goes better with road kill...red or white?'

'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."

"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

"This one's rubbish as well."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'

The wine and water lists.

'I was hoping for something a little less dry...'

Wine Lovers.