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Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Am I mistaken, or did you arrange this for my birthday once before?'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

"The wine is supposed to breathe, Martin, not hyperventilate."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

National Debt: Deep, long lasting and sure to generate a lot of interest.

Young Love/Elderly love.

Vegetables at a bar with vegetable bathroom signs in the background.

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

'We'll have two glasses of your chardonnay with the most aggressive advertising campaign.'

'Do you think they're here because they're interested in the topic, or because they think there will be samples?'

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

In the Guru District

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'A cheeky red?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Wine Lady

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Bacchus.

Sauvignon Bonk

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'