Miniature Wine Enthusiast Pillows

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A cheeky red?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Wine Lady

Sauvignon Bonk

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Bacchus.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I think it stopped breathing."

'Man...You age great!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'