Wine Whirler Gifts

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Pasta

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wine Talking

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.