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'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Pasta

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Wine Talking

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'