Smoke Swirler T-Shirts

A smoky atmosphere is detrimental to pot plants.

Ice Skater

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Wino Appreciation Group

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

Wrapped around her finger.

Clown on Unicycle

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

John Boynton Priestley

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

Little ballerina.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

Ballet Beggar.

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out.'

Kitty litter

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

'What do I do now?'

Pile of Music Notes

'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.