Screw Cap Swirler T-Shirts

Wino Appreciation Group

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pasta

Ice Skater

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

Wrapped around her finger.

Witness Protection Program

'I like the hat.'

Handicap

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Clown on Unicycle

Let the good times roll.

My hat? It stands for "What would Freud do?" WWFD? ?

Ballet Beggar.

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

'And in order to make the experience of court less intimidating...'

NYPD Siren Training

Little ballerina.

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."