Screw Cap Swirler Gifts

Wino Appreciation Group

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pasta

Ice Skater

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Ed's Salary Cap

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

Wrapped around her finger.

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Witness Protection Program

Clown on Unicycle

Handicap

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Let the good times roll.

'And in order to make the experience of court less intimidating...'

Little ballerina.

NYPD Siren Training

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Ballet Beggar.

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."