Smoke Swirler Gifts

A smoky atmosphere is detrimental to pot plants.

Ice Skater

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Wino Appreciation Group

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

Wrapped around her finger.

John Boynton Priestley

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

Clown on Unicycle

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

Little ballerina.

Ballet Beggar.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

Kitty litter

'Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out.'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

'What do I do now?'

Pile of Music Notes

'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'

"I'll beat 'em up, then Louie, here, will do the real damage. But we ain't cheap."

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'