Wine Waffler Gifts

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"I make it myself!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Wine Talking

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Love wine

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"To toast!"

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'