Woof And Wine Gifts

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Dogs

No Soliciting

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I see a couch."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'If dogs named themselves...'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Beware of Dogs

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"You understand about ten of my words, but I understand NONE of your barks."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

The downside of curbing your dog....

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."