Woof Wonder Gifts

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Collective unconscious.

Sportknitting

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."