Woof Wonder Gifts

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Sportknitting

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."