Woof Wizard Gifts

"I see a couch."

"You understand about ten of my words, but I understand NONE of your barks."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"The subwoofers really help."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Club DJ.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Lady practising the clarinet.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.