Woof Warrior Gifts

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'To woof or not to woof...'

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"