Woof Wisdom Seeker Gifts

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

No Soliciting

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Dogs

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"