Woof Wisdom Seeker Pillows

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Feel free to take notes."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Oh, crap.'

No Soliciting

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Dogs

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"