Woof Wanderers Gifts

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Collective unconscious.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."