Woof Watchers Gifts

How Dogs Are Born

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

A masked man serenading

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."