Winter Woof Watcher Gifts

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog on a plane.

Snowman Driver

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.