Winter Woof Watcher Pillows

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Snowman Driver

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks