Woof Watcher Pillows

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Dogs

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

Frankly, I didn't know you were allowed to do that any more.

'Go away - it's a manhole!'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

No Soliciting

Beware of Dogs

"Yeah, that's cool. It matches the one your master has on her ankle."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Collective unconscious.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.