Woof Watcher Prints

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Dogs

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

Frankly, I didn't know you were allowed to do that any more.

'Go away - it's a manhole!'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

No Soliciting

Beware of Dogs

"Yeah, that's cool. It matches the one your master has on her ankle."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."