Woof Warden Prints

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

That party went well.

No Soliciting

Dogs

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'