Woof Wrangler Prints

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dogs

No Soliciting

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Mom, can you come get me?"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

Nanny with children on leash

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I see a couch."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Collective unconscious.