Woof Wrangler Mugs

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

The First Day Back

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

'Did you want me, boss?'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Nanny with children on leash

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'