Woof Whisperers Prints

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

'If dogs named themselves...'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog on a plane.

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

Collective unconscious.

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"