Meow Whisperer Prints

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Meow Presentation

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat Reunion

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cats and gardens.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Litter Tray Training

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'