Meow Whisperer Gifts

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Meow Presentation

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Litter Tray Training

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cats and gardens.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cat Reunion

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'