Meow Master Gifts

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

What if cats talked dirty...

Catcall.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"So that's agreed then, the strategy is that we purr a lot and rub up against their legs until they give us more food."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Evolution of the Cat.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Cats the musical

Cat Video Cinema.

Cat yoga

"Meow!"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Hybrid Cat Breeds