Meditative Meow Master Gifts

Cat yoga

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Guru.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

OM, SWEET OM

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'