Meditation Moosters Gifts

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Zenemies.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Guru.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

All we have in life is this moment...

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Have you been working out?'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"