Meditation Moosters Gifts

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Zenemies.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Guru.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Have you been working out?'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'