Meow Maestro Gifts

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

National Cat Owner Monument.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'We need to get him a scratching post.'

Cat DNA is decoded.

Dial-a-kitty.

"Meow!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Textin’"

Twitter censorship

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Cats

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Where are the kids?'