Mooch Master Gifts

'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"It get it – you're hungry."

The Brothers Grime

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Mulch madness"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cats the musical

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Cat yoga

"Meow!"

How to wear a false moustache.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".