Muck Master Gifts

The Brothers Grime

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Important Muscles.

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

The Pooperrazzi

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'