Mug Master Gifts

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

The Brothers Grime

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Fish and color

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"You're never home."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Every time I want to buy a company, you tell me I own it already.'

You're only as old as you feel!

'Can you make this one disappear?'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

Potter