Muse Master Gifts

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

The TROU of the Baroque

Untidy bedroom

"...My daughter, the model..."

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Claviers

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Ah Ha!

Pest control, with death.