Mousse Master Gifts

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Untidy bedroom

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Cool game!"

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."