Mouser Master Gifts

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Face painting.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

What My Day Feels Like

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

God's map of the universe

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Untidy bedroom

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

Claviers

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."