Mouser Admirer Gifts

Warning Notice - You are now entering a Mouse Free Zone.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Here be dragons.

Cow's straw

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Cat and mouse.

'Follow that cab!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

He loves the water.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Pea

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'