Moose Admirer Gifts

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

Sarah Palin

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'While you're here, Doctor...'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

I thought you said there was a big mouse in the barn.

"This is my daughter's pet moose, Maxwell. Has anyone here seen him?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Cat and mouse.

'Follow that cab!'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Watching Sea Life.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Mammoth Posing