Moose Admirer Pillows

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Man looks up at his hat stuck on a moose antler. Barman says; 'YOu threw it up there. You get it.'

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'While you're here, Doctor...'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

I thought you said there was a big mouse in the barn.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Watching Sea Life.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Mammoth Posing

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."