Moose Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"Remember me? Bangor, Maine, moose season, 1971?"

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, is about to give John McCain heartburn. Palin is seeking revenge.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

ZOO

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"What's another word for evolution?"

Son, it's time you learned the facts of life. I'm dropping you off at the Monkey House in the zoo.

Goose escapes the tv.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'