Moose Enthusiast Prints

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"Remember me? Bangor, Maine, moose season, 1971?"

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue, is about to give John McCain heartburn. Palin is seeking revenge.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

ZOO

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."