Moth Admirer Gifts

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Whistler's Mothra

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Priorities.

"I love a black tie dinner"

Mothman confronts his arch enemy.

Moths at work

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

"May we speak to you about our lord and savior - the light bulb?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Here be dragons.

Love a Mutt

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Sloth 10K.

'Pray for me.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."