Moth Admirers Gifts

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Love a Mutt

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Yakety-Yak

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"You need a mint."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

The first Airbender!