Moth Admirers Gifts

I found Bob – He's gone to the other side.

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

Love a Mutt

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Comb Sweet Comb

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Yakety-Yak

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"You need a mint."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

You have to hunt a different one

"Why do you always wear pants?"

The first Airbender!