Mammoth Admirers Gifts

"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Yakety-Yak

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

Philip of Mastodon

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

The first Airbender!

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."