Woolly Mammoth Admirer Gifts

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

The Fourth Little Pig

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

You have to hunt a different one

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Why do you always wear pants?"

The wool club for mammoths.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Philip of Mastodon

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'

"I think the lines down!"

Romulus and Remus

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"