Woolly Mammoth Fan Gifts

'Alice, would you mind putting George-boy in the other room? Howard's allergic to great wooly mammoths.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"That's our new church mascot."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Rogue elephant

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Pardon my glove."

"Your candle has gone out."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Gobel Giraffe Farm