Woolly Mammoth Fan Gifts

'Alice, would you mind putting George-boy in the other room? Howard's allergic to great wooly mammoths.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"That's our new church mascot."

Rogue elephant

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Pardon my glove."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Your candle has gone out."

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Gobel Giraffe Farm

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

No poking doughboy

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.