Moth Fan Gifts

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will sting a bit."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Zombie pet tricks.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Think about the honey."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'